Oi who nicked my pump?
I didn't ride LEL because of it's proximity to the funny bike World Championships in Brighton reasoning that 1400 km of steady riding was not the best preparation for short sharp races.

This gave me an opportunity to 'put something back' and watch the epic develop from the outside. I helped at the Harlow start and saw the pilgrims depart with a tear in my eye.

Much later I was helping - so I thought - a Thorne starter by fixing his puncture while he ate a hearty breakfast. In the process I removed his pump and then failed to put it back on his bike. I have one that almost matches it, and it was a couple of days later, when I found my bag contained two, that I became aware of my foolish error.

If the victim of my absent-minded kleptomania would like to contact me. I will make sure a spanking new replacement is rushed to his home as soon as possible, together with my shame-faced apologies. Never try to be too helpful, especially if you're an idiot.

Patrick Field